Posted 8 hours ago

ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

Posted 8 hours ago
ichwilljeden:

I promise I can play you this well.

ichwilljeden:

I promise I can play you this well.

(Source: nanayx)

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 8 hours ago

Being so horny you can feel your heartbeat in your genitals.

bruisedbrat:

Just girly things

(Source: m3rmaid-d0ll)

Posted 9 hours ago

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

(Source: ppedropascal)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

Posted 2 days ago
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad)

Posted 2 days ago
amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug


Same

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

Same